My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

walkintoasylum:

Based on this wonderful post:

Plot Twist: Sherlock and John are totally gay and hopelessly in love, but everybody assumes they’re just friends.

oh dear

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greekreverie:

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Nor, look at Den when he’s going to kiss you. Stop playing charades with your faeries.

greekreverie:

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Nor, look at Den when he’s going to kiss you. Stop playing charades with your faeries.

linzeejay:

so i just typed SuFin into the search bar in YouTube for the hell of it and the first result was a lyRICS VIDEO TO SURFIN USA AND OMG I LOST IT

it’s probably not funny to anyone else but omfg it was brilliant hehehehe

… Some one needs to draw this.

songsaboutsex:

this movie is perfect you can’t argue with me

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spookyhouse:

zukoruflo:

our jimmies are eternal

i have seen the light

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She likes to play darts and poop.

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